Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
i don't usually condone the purposeful killing of pets, but the rare exception to that rule has been living in my house for several months now and has done nothing but give me reason to adios it from my house since moving in. as i need his owners rent money, i can't very well kill the lovely cat or even 'lose' him outside so i've decided it would be fun to shoot him in the behind with a bb gun every times he annoys me. especially since it is obvious that hitting him with pillows does not work.
i was gone for the weekend (another blog entirely) and when i came home, i found that the lovely little creature had broken not one of my glass christmas tree ornaments, but no less than 5. all of which were still shattered all over the floor when i got home.
stupid renter this is for you... 'PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR STUPID A** CAT! IF HE BREAKS THINGS WHILE I'M AWAY AT LEAST TRY TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!'
ok...i feel better.
but i would still like the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! :)
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